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Fri, Mar. 12th, 2010, 06:44 pm
cause we don't hear the whole thing often enough

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 02:30 am (UTC)

There was a young man from Izes,
Whose balls were various sizes.
The left was so small,
That it was no use at all,
But the right one won several prizes.

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)

There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a...

(I always wondered what Data would have said if Picard hadn't interrupted him!)

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)

Never heard that one. o.o; I'm so out of the dirty lymeric loop.

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 08:46 am (UTC)

There once was a guy from Maine.
Whose big dick brought him fame.
And he spoils me rotten
When he slaps my bottom
So that's why I call out his name.

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 09:20 am (UTC)

Awesome, lol

Thu, Mar. 18th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)

You know, I never knew the rest of the limerick until today. :D

Thank you!

Although, I guess I could have used The Google to find it...