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Fri, Mar. 12th, 2010, 06:44 pm
cause we don't hear the whole thing often enough

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 08:46 am (UTC)

There once was a guy from Maine.
Whose big dick brought him fame.
And he spoils me rotten
When he slaps my bottom
So that's why I call out his name.

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 09:20 am (UTC)

Awesome, lol