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Fri, Mar. 12th, 2010, 06:44 pm
cause we don't hear the whole thing often enough

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

Sat, Mar. 13th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)

There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a...

(I always wondered what Data would have said if Picard hadn't interrupted him!)